Goldie told me to cover her in wood filler. While sanding it off she said STOP! All the parts with filler on will be covered with gold leaf as Goldie likes the shabby chic look.
I've oiled the fretboard, it keeps sucking it up so I'll keep doing it daily until she tells me that's enough. I've noticed that while drinking wine with her she tells me things, like her name.. Goldie Horn.